Paradoxical Imaginings

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June 2011

I would adore that. And I'll tell you the story of me being a pirate. There once was a really menacing pirate. People weren't very afraid of him even though he raided and pillaged at all the places he made port. It could've been his small boat that barely held himself and the minuscule amount of treasure he stole, but it was actually because he repaired all the damages he caused. The pirate wanted to raid and steal and become a tyrant, but couldn't help but to repay the people he reigned 'terror' upon. But the pirate was happy and continued to sail the seas, laughing amongst himself about how terrible he was.

Heehee good storyc: I like this pirate.

May 31, 2011
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Sex + Poetry = Sexetry: Entendre  → sexetry.tumblr.com

rakuli:

“Oh god yes!” I cried “lick my balls!” I watched as her tongue traced lines around the circumference of my balls. I had never cooked meatballs before and I was really enjoying watching her eat them.

“Oh Luke! This is making me so wet!” she was pointing to the water pistol I was…

May 31, 201129 notes

Drowsy eyelids push through to sleepy cheshire teeth grinning

She enters the wakeful world as an angel, ready for the daydream hours

But now an absence of color gives way to a scream

The truth of darkness already swooping in to steal her lack of breath


May 31, 20111 note
#dead #spilled ink #my writing
May 31, 201138 notes
#see? it's really pretty attractive #so is kiwi
Hmm, I have no clue. Either. Or both. Both.

Hmm. Probably had something to do with either a cute indie boy with gauges or a girl in boxers. Hahaha.

Or watermelon. It’s a sexy fruit.

May 31, 2011
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#nipple piercing #rainbow #you are so pretty
May 31, 201113 notes
Hmmm. . . tmi's. . . what's the craziest sexual thought you've had recently?

Oh dear. As in crazy thought that was in some way sexual, or just porn freelancing in my mind?

May 31, 2011
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TMI Tuesday? Eh?

Maybe?

Or tell me a faerie tale. Or a story about your day. Or we could collabe on a poem. It’d be pretty cool.

May 31, 2011
#i just want people #insanity is a lonely place
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#alice in wonderland #comic #teeheehee #schrodinger's cat
Other people have an allergic reaction to something and get a rash.

I have an allergic reaction and get high. 

Oh, eggplant you silly muthafucka, how’d you get in my food?

Spinny colors wheeeee!

May 31, 2011
#justsaying #onehelluvaday #the edges of my sight are contracting and I can barely walk straight #whoops #self
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