July 2012
June 2012
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
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How To Ruin Your Life →
thesecretdiaryofjake:
Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair with someone you don’t even find attractive.
Refuse to forget your ex. Make it impossible for yourself...
joetrohnam:
no i’m not crying some of my punk rock just fell out of my eyes
Es-So | tUnE-yArDs
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Es-so, es-so Pudding pie...
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“To fear death, gentlemen, is no other than to think oneself wise when one is...”
– Socrates, from Apology (Plato)
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Lessons From The Secret Service / Cargagena... →
whimsicaleloqunce:
Something to keep in mind about the recent Secret Service / Sex-worker scandal in Cartagena, Columbia. When an American tried to pay a sex worker only $30 after previously agreeing to pay her $800 she complained to the police. She complained to the police. If you’re an American take a minute to wrap your head around that. Take more than a minute if you need to. And you might....
I WATCHED YOU AS YOU DISAPPEARED: mad-adam asked: →
lastsparkofasoul:
lastsparkofasoul:
veganemelda:
fatgirlsayswhat:
littlemxswitch:
OMG this sounds like the best game EVER
safeword:
omg laughing so hard i think i pooped a lil
erinkyan:
I was asked for a rebloggable version, so here you go.
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