High stakes in a game they like to call Social Adjustment on the billboards, but to the higher ups is better known as Don’t Wake Up. Better known to pot belly piglets as Keep Enough Of That Pot Belly In Your Pockets For Us To Keep You In Ours. A detention cell can come in many versions, be it jail or body.
Speaking of which, our new High-Fructose formula finally made the
bribe cut to be listed as All Natural! On the box! Exclamation point! A gleeful cartoon character scooping up sugar as Part Of A Healthy Breakfast! Healthy enough to keep you on the couch wondering why you can never get up the energy for anything else! Monsanto my-man-o. One vegetable you can’t escape as you make you’re best attempt to escape becoming one yourself.
High stakes in the end game when the low ball swings to hit you right between the cogs of your desiring machine. Grinding, gnashing until you screech out “I swear I’ll come clean!”. Furiously wiping down the conscious of every body within close proximity, somehow without noticing the fact that, dear, you’re leaking grease.