Paradoxical Imaginings

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art. poetry. politics. narcissism. ramblings.

destruction.reconstruction

any traces of sexism, racism, classism, transphobia, homophobia, body-shaming, purposeful ignorance (whether or not in the name of religion cock-gobbling), or any other general asshattery found in this vicinity shall promptly be purged/bitchslapped/educated by any means necessary. this means call me out if need be.

Monday, April 8
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My hair seriously grows at a ridiculous rate. Only a year and a half or so ago I was practically bald.

My hair seriously grows at a ridiculous rate. Only a year and a half or so ago I was practically bald.

Tags:   #sooooon mermaid hair soon #hush #self


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Thursday, March 28
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Oh hey look it’s me having self respect like a boss and yet somehow without a shirt. Woah man. 
Oh nooooo titties?
Oh man tits are so sexual~~~ look at that that is probably the most sexual picture to ever exist oh no

Oh hey look it’s me having self respect like a boss and yet somehow without a shirt. Woah man. 

Oh nooooo titties?

Oh man tits are so sexual~~~ look at that that is probably the most sexual picture to ever exist oh no

Tags:   #and dooowwwnn with the patriarchy #like seriously guys sometimes i just don't like shirts what is the big goddamn deal #self


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Wednesday, March 27
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“I teeter between tired, and really really tired. I’m wiped down and wired, but I guess it’s just as well.”

“I teeter between tired, and really really tired. I’m wiped down and wired, but I guess it’s just as well.”

Tags:   #just kill me now #ooh life is actually pretty okay and exciting #I'm torn between the feelings of and #mostly I just miss my sam #self


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Tuesday, March 26
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Why am I soooo tired.

Why am I soooo tired.

Tags:   #self #bahh I have to practice my midterm with my prof in an hour


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Wednesday, January 30
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So this is what we did for the second day of my dance improvisation class

So this is what we did for the second day of my dance improvisation class

Tags:   #self


Sunday, January 27
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Here’s a cover of Gnarl’s Barkley’s Crazy because the song is genius and fun and I just learned it about an hour ago sooo

Tags:   #self


Thursday, January 24
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Tuesday, January 22
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So today I was going through old notebooks and found a doodle from the first time I ever smoked. Obviously it’s now necessary to keep it on my bedroom wall

So today I was going through old notebooks and found a doodle from the first time I ever smoked. Obviously it’s now necessary to keep it on my bedroom wall

Tags:   #self


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Monday, January 21
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“I need to be petted… you! You, human! I command you to pet my head! Pet my head! Yes, good! Thank you, human slave.”

“I need to be petted… you! You, human! I command you to pet my head! Pet my head! Yes, good! Thank you, human slave.”

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Tags:   #me #this is me #i am this cat #self


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Monday, January 14
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Woohoo narcissism. But anywho goodnight

Woohoo narcissism. But anywho goodnight

Tags:   #head. still. hurting #boo #self


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Thursday, January 10
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So I’m pretty excited about getting back in shape so I’d figure I’d do one of those lame progress things to see how I’m doing. Right now you can sort of barely see the muscles starting to form. Whee ~~

So I’m pretty excited about getting back in shape so I’d figure I’d do one of those lame progress things to see how I’m doing. Right now you can sort of barely see the muscles starting to form. Whee ~~

Tags:   #because dancing is hardcore #progress #self #ignore my face i can't do faces #or just ignore all of this mostly it's just for me anyways. i highly doubt anyone is that interested in my workout routine #but i'm super excited to be able to do more than 8 measly push ups at once


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Saturday, December 22
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I reaally need to stop procrastinating but it’s so much fun~~ askjdfhk;sjhawhh

Tags:   #btw this is what i look like today in case you were curious #shh i'm cuter than i first appear #pictures taken while rocking out to arch enemy because yes #self


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Thursday, December 20
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leftwristrubytwist:

But yeah this is what I sound like playing Black Horse & A Cherry Tree by KT Tunstall (aka with a lot of fucking up). Slowly getting where I want to be with this song.

Anyways if you like me a lot and have time to spare give it a lesson? I would love some critique. 

aksjfhkjh

anyways.

yep

Noooo oooonne?:c

I’ll blow you internet kisses!

Tags:   #self #guitar #? #meow #me trying to make my acoustic sound like electric rock #whoops


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